January 2010
90 posts
I'm on a Broom [in the tune of I'm on a Boat].
everythingharrypotter:
weasleylove:
Aww wicked, get your wands ready it’s about to go up (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the fucking quidditch field (shorty, yeah) But stay on your mumfucking toes We ridin this, let’s go I’m on a broom (I’m on a broom) I’m on a broom (I’m on a broom) Everybody look at me ‘cause I’m ridin on a broom (ridin on a broom) I’m on a broom (I’m on a...
“i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles...”
– E.E. Cummings
(via pluseyes)
(via oldworldvulture)
(via novocaine)
I LOVE ee cummings
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“Hoes tend to budget themselves”
– Stefan Smith
What Is Your Favorite Kenny Vs Spenny Episode?
(via realbeale)
who can wear a dead octopus on their head the longest.
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“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it’s...”
– Erica Jong (Submitted by: 9freak9) (via quote-book)
Rude little children.
I hate when kids chew with their mouths open and speak with their mouths open.
Or when they wear those wheelie shoes and motor around like little idiots.
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“ Never trust anyone that doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan…Never trust...”
– Ben Kingsley, The Wackness (via quote-book)
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WICKED →
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W.I.F.E.
Wash, Iron, Fold, etc…
WIN.
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Reasons why my iPhone is way better than your... →
randyhaddock:
Usually, when someone says their iPhone is a life saver, they are talking about the phone helping them find a good takeout spot or an emergency bathroom.
When Dan Woolley says it, he really means it. He used a medical app saved on his phone to treat a leg injury after the Hotel Montana in Port-au-Prince collapsed around him.
Woolley, who is from Colorado Springs, is one of the...
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It's going to be a salty world.
Did I just notice the irony of my previous post and thus love myself more for the inherent subconcious wit I possess? Maybe…
Do I now make a self aggrandizing proclamation of wanting to not take myself too seriously? Why yes, don’t mind if I do!
I hope I don’t become one of those jaded people who hates the world like I sound like in my previous post. I do stand by every word I...
The inevitable Alicia rant that comes out of the...
I have come to the conclusion that a whole bunch of people (myself included at some times) take life WAY too seriously.
My dad gave me shit a while back for some of the minorly offensive/obscene/inappropriate things I post on Facebook/the internet.
Now, while I do value the fact that the advent of Facebook, and indeed the entire world wide web, has decreased privacy and given access into your...
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The Yellow Wallpaper →
Hey Janzie! Check out who plays Charlotte! I guess she is from Buffy an Angel. This movie is going to rule!
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Songs I Would Pay Money to Never Hear Again
Survivor and Independent Women by Destinys Child
That one song about Stacey’s mom or whatever, I think its by Weezer…
Beverly Hills by Weezer
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana…actually I can likely say that about every Nirvana song.
I’m Like a Bird by Nelly Furtado
The Oompa Loompa Song
Going in for the Kill by Leroux (or however you spell it)
About half of the...
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“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.”
– Gerry Spence, How to Argue and Win Every Time (1995) (via blogut) (via quote-book)
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Why I work at American Apparel.
Isabel is punching holes in our boxes at work with a pencil and telling us how fun it is when Chris says:
what if we need to use those boxes?
Isabel: then ants can crawl in them and breathe.
“Sleeping to dream about you, and I’m so tired of having to live without you, but...”
– Sleeping to dream, Jason Mraz (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“You can’t control when you lose your heart. The only thing you can do is trust,...”
– Greys Anatomy (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
GROSS.
